Squidward's Suicide isn't real. Squidward didn't actually die. Instead, he went to see a psychiatrist, where he was healed. He became the best clarinet player in Bikini Bottom, and became a billionaire. Everyone bought his records, and he lived happily ever after. He also became friends with spongebob, and squidward gave Gary a platinum water bowl, and he gave spongebob Arthur Weasley's Ford Anglia after he passed his driver's test.